TechEd 2005 trip report

Haal hi mein Microsoft TechEd - Orlando mein jana hua, 1 friend (Sudhir) se phone per baat kar raha tha to uski taraf se sawal aaya ki ye TechEd kya bala hein. To mein uske sawalo ka jawab kuch is tarah se diya:

Sudhir : Oye Upanshu, ye TechEd kya bala hein?

Upanshu : Oye, tujhe TechEd nahi pata? Bhai Sudhir, TechEd Microsoft ka salana mela hein, jo ki May/June ke mahine mein aayojit kiya jata hein.

Sudhir: Achha, ye mela lagta kaha hein?

Upanshu: US ki one of the favourite tourist destination jaise ki San Diego, Orlando, Las Vegas etc, official vacations ke liye ye jagah bahut achhi hein.

Sudhir: Microsfot ye mela, I mean TechEd ayojit karta kyo hein?

Upanshu: Logo ko un products ki nai release date batane ke liye jinki date last TechEd mein announce ki thi.

Sudhir: Isme kaun kaun log jate hein?

Upanshu: Senior managers, jinhe kaam se thodi chutti chahiye aur wo employees jinki manager ke saath jugad ho, aur sales wale jinhe ki TechEd attendees ke email ids ikhatte karne ho.

Sudhir: Bhai ye batao ki TechEd mein log karte kya hein?

Upanshu: Bahut kaam hota hein yaar, jaise ki, subah ka breakfast, uske baad internet and emails, fir lunch, tech session, aur fir expo hall mein jakar T-Shirt / goodies aur shaam ke liye party invitation ikattha karna.

Sudhir: Achha, Microsoft food bhi provide karata hein?

Upanshu: Haan, kaafi healthy food, mere doctor ne mere se khoob vegetables khane ke liye kiaha tha, aur Vegeterian ke liye waha khane mein sirf vegetables hi hoti hein. Mein kaafi taaja aur swasth mehsoos kar raha hoon.

Sudhir: Tu to bata raha thi ki tech sessions bhi hote hein.

Upanshu: Technical Sessions? Oh yes, agar neend aa rahi ho to kisi technical session mein jakar wo poori kar lo.

Sudhir: To tune kitne tech session attend kare?

Upanshu: Meine 22 T-Shirt collect, sorry sorry 22 session attend kiye.

Sudhir: Achha ye sales wale Expo hall mein apne booth per kya karte hein?

Upanshu: Bahut busy rehte hein bechare, attendees ko games khilana hein, T-Shirt / goodies baatna aur doosre companies ke sales walo se goodies exchange karna.

Sudhir: Mein soch raha hoon ki agle saal mein bhi official chuttiya mana aao.

Upanshu: Are agle saal kyon, September mein Los Angeles mein PDC hein na, bas ye dhyan rakhna ki koi tere yaha se senior manager na jaye.

Sudhir: Wo Kyo?

Upanshu: Are yaar, baad mein unke boss ke liye sorry unke liye tumhe Trip report likhni padti hein na, wo bhi 2 ghante ke notice per. Aur 2 ghante mein to sari presentations download bhi nahi kar sakte.

Sudhir: BTW: tu kya karne gaya tha?
Upanshu: Actually, mera beta bahut din se Disneyland and Sea World jane ke liye bol raha tha aur meri wife ko Treasure-Island ki rides leni thi.

Sudhir: Hmmm... Kafi busy rehte ho, bore nahi ho jate 1 hafta kya?

Upanshu: Bore hone ka to sawal hi nahi, din mein X-Box, shaam ko shaandar se club mein party ya Jam Session, 1 din Universal studios mein party aur baki to tune meri pictures dekhi hi: